Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Rahul Bose Tuesday


























I'm blatantly ripping off a regular feature of TigerYogiji, but I don't care.

After seeing the mediocre, melodramatic, but visually "nice" film Before the Rains on Sunday, I remembered how much I want to marry Rahul Bose (as a certain Sheepy would say: "my age"!). Of course, I probably wouldn't balk at accepting a proposal from his costar, Linus Roache, either. What I really wanted to see was a different sort of story: a village scandal set in the shadow of a tea plantation in late-Raj Kerala in which Linus & Rahul were embroiled in a steamy, forbidden love affair of their own. Sort of a Malankara version of Priest. I also have a few "wet sari" (more like wet dhoti?) fantasies of my own for Rahul to act in.

I see in the press notes for the film that my sweet-looking, petit ("my height"!) Rahul divides his time between Los Angeles, London, and India.

So next time you're in L.A., Rahul, call me, baby.

8 comments:

Ladrón de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

I don't know if I'm quite ready for Ivory minus Merchant, especially after "The White Countess", but Rahul might draw me there. Bleh on Linus for being a tad too white for my tastes, though I like your alternate story line. Ironically or not I have a similar relationship with Miguel Bosé (my age, my height -- well, I'm actually an inch and three quarters taller, but who's counting) and makes his home in Buenos Aires, Madrid and Paris, so I'd have no problem following him to those venues. If we cross paths in transit at LAX, please wave.

Lynette said...

oh. my. how absolutely lovely! sigh.

Anon Blond said...

Very nice indeed. Excuse me whilst I have a "moment" :-)

Stash said...

So dreamy...

mwf said...

Joe...I think I like you....mainly see you posting at JMG.....

:)

TigerYogiji said...

You've been tagged! ;)

The Angry Young Man said...

I'm getting tired of looking at this guy who isn't even all that cute. Aamir Khan is way hotter. Post something new already!

joe said...

Don't diss my boyfriend, Rahul. I'll scratch your eyes out!