Monday, December 03, 2007

Questions that Annoy Me: Part 1









Q: “So, why don't you have a boyfriend?”

A: Because apparently I am a psychopath. Does that sufficiently answer your question?

Have a nice day!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah...but why not?

No, you're right, of course. The assumptions implicit in that question say everything I need to know about the questioner.

-Huntington

Ladrón de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

I get the same question. Even worse is the one where they say, "Someone your age that is single either never got out much or has some really serious issues."

Joe said...

H: Except in the last seven days (at least), the only questioner has been me. What does that say? Hmmmmm...

LdB: "Some really serious issues." I like that one. I'll start thinking of it that way....

m00nchild said...

For some reason I find the question to be quite empowering when it is reversed: Why doesn't a boyfriend have you?

Stash said...

I had a roommate who ABSOLUTELY hated that question. That being said, he could've been Carrie Bradshaw's brunch partner....

Anonymous said...

Be cryptic, answer in riddles. Why have a boy when I can have a man? Why does the sea rush unto the shore with each wave, only to return to the ocean? etc