Monday, December 03, 2007

Questions that Annoy Me: Part 1









Q: “So, why don't you have a boyfriend?”

A: Because apparently I am a psychopath. Does that sufficiently answer your question?

Have a nice day!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah...but why not?

No, you're right, of course. The assumptions implicit in that question say everything I need to know about the questioner.

-Huntington

Ladron de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

I get the same question. Even worse is the one where they say, "Someone your age that is single either never got out much or has some really serious issues."

kusala ~ joe said...

H: Except in the last seven days (at least), the only questioner has been me. What does that say? Hmmmmm...

LdB: "Some really serious issues." I like that one. I'll start thinking of it that way....

m00nchild said...

For some reason I find the question to be quite empowering when it is reversed: Why doesn't a boyfriend have you?

Stash said...

I had a roommate who ABSOLUTELY hated that question. That being said, he could've been Carrie Bradshaw's brunch partner....

copperred said...

Be cryptic, answer in riddles. Why have a boy when I can have a man? Why does the sea rush unto the shore with each wave, only to return to the ocean? etc